Stewart & Merchant

I dreamt that I was walking outside a building.. I felt really good.  I looked through the large window into what looked like a waiting room and saw Jon Stewart in there with Stephen Merchant. They were both wearing white doctors coats. . Jon looked older and tan. They waved me in. They were super nice, fun, and it was nice talking to them. I asked Jon why he was changing careers to be a doctor and he held up a rubber replica of girl parts and said this thing right here... He wasn't meaning sexual, but that it was interesting and made him curious, the mechanics of it all... and so he decided to pursue what made him curious, and Stephen's answer was similar. 

 Jon and I were going to go outside for a sec to chat. I left my purse behind a half wall because I didn't want to carry it. When we came back in, the office was filling up with people. I looked down and saw that my purse had been taken. I looked up and saw the girl who had it and ran after her and grabbed her. The office happened to have a police desk in it ... and I turned the girl in. There was a police lady taking down the information. I said sorry to the thief person... saying hey, sorry for turning you in, but I need this .. I don't have a lot.  The police lady was going to take my purse as evidence and I said.. I have nothing else.. this is the only purse I have. She looked at me and said nice purse.. do you think you deserve it? She repeated that about deserving it a few times... do I deserve it. I couldn't say yes... I said "well I only buy a purse about every 4-5 years..." She then said.. well ok then, you can take it. :-/