joke store

I dreamt that I went to a place for meditation.  There was a lady that was leading us and she was looking at me as though the message was mainly for me.  I could tell many were newbies at this. She had us all lay on the ground, then we had to move towards the back of the room and together for some reason. That put me on the floor under someone in a bunk. I was going to just make do, but instead I asked everyone to move and the woman looked at everyone like they must...again that this was for me. She had us watch an old film of someone meditating to show us how it was done and had been done for years. The person on the film was laying on a bed. We could only see the legs and feet through a doorway. The room was dark and there was a soft blue glow of light reflection of the person's white clothing. We couldn't hear anything, but then we saw the body levitate.

I left from there with a group I came with. The instructor led us to a bar. We tasted wine and she instructed again on what foods to try and so on. Again it seemed like she was focused and helping me, observing and making sure my needs were being met. The place became crowded like the meditation studio and I wanted to space, so I walked over to bar seating. It was an odd sitting arrangement, but there was more space and I was right next to some food and wine.

The group left this place and we walked over to a joke store and walked in. I walked around looking and the odd items. It seems I was on a sort of bachelorette night now. Three of us decided to fill out applications for clerk positions at the store. I think we did it as a ruse, as we were there on vacation.

We left the store to go find the rest of the group at the bar,

I turned and went back into the joke store for something, Maybe to do something?
I walked around and had a conversation in my head as if I was in there with a religious conservative man from other country.

Man - "What is this store?"

Me - "Just an adult joke store."

Man - "An adult store?"  horrified of the thought that it was a sex store.

Me - "Nooo, a joke store that is just adult in nature."

Man - "But I think I saw an adult "toy.""

Me - "Sure, there may be some adult toys here, but it isn't that kind of store..."

[End of conversation in my head.]

I walked to the exit and the clerk looked at me as if I was there to steal something. I told him that my friends and I had just been in here and applied for jobs. Then a larger lesbian lady behind the counter said, "Oh you forgot your phone number on the application."  I think that she was just trying to get my number. I quickly wrote my number down as I felt is was my ticket to innocence. I accidentally, but thankfully transposed my numbers.

I went out to join the rest of the girls. It seems the guest of honor, the bride to be, was a blond gal. She and a few others were in line to get into this popular club. The line went down stone stairs and around the block. The bride said "Ya know.. I don't really want to go to this club."  She looked a bit tired and wanted to just relax.  I was relieved as I had been dressed in khaki shorts and a big t shirt. I felt like I was in man clothes and wanted to change. I said "Sounds great, How about we go somewhere smaller, get appetizers, since we each haven't eaten yet. I just wanted to buy time to go get changed.